So far...

Halloween Costume Ideas (so far):

1. A non-whorish bumble bee. I like this because it's cute, re-usable and my name means Honey Bee.

2. Ke$ha. I like this because it's easy, includes glitter and booze and I can behave like a wild animal.

3. Kenny Powers. I love this, but it includes soooo many things I would have to buy.

4. Taylor Swift. I would have to buy a wig and act alllll sorts of victimized.

5. Lou Holtz. This is the best idea I've had in a long time. I can pull off a slight lisp.