In all the Glee/Zombie madness of yesterday, I forgot to post this article that gave me my second biggest "What the fuuuuuuuck?" moment of the day.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/01/26/2011-01-26_godzillalike_lizard_sparks_california_freak_out.html
When I first read it on Yahoo News, I was first annoyed because, I'm sorry, but a 5-foot monitor lizard is far from "Godzilla Like" because Godzilla was fucking enormous and crushed cities. Then I became just completely baffled because in the Yahoo article, after the animal control officer discussed getting the lizard to the shelter, she stated "It became quite docile then. We were able to put it on a leash and walk it around. It just sniffed and investigated and didn't snap at anyone."
Again.... what the fuuuuuck? You wanted to jump back in your truck when you saw it, but then you thought you'd take a chance on giving the terrifying creature of hissing death a nice little walk while some poor German Shepherd left in an alley by a surfer crackhead just sits there in it's cage, staring helplessly, hoping not to get chomped down by this monster? Great. Ask Phil Bronstein how his foot is doing after one of these tried to totally eat his ass. If you find a Velociraptor and decide to challenge it to a foot race for fun, let me know how that goes too. "They rememberrr."
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