And drink to the lass,
Whose name is Christine Gose.
She belittled our tent,
Which she gave up for Lent,
To stop us, she was not close.
Though she talked a big game,
And said our beer tent was oh-so-lame,
But to capacity this bitch is so close.
So stick it in your ass
This tent's got class
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
-Allan Presley, Poet Laureate of the Marcellus Bluegill Frolic
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