Thursday, August 16, 2012

Gold Medal Abs, Motherfuckers

Whenever I talk about the rock-hard, megahuge boner Ryan Lochte gives me, men feel the need to say shit like "You know he's dumb, right? Like... not just dumb, but maybe literally has-severe-brain-trauma-fucking-dumb". It's not just one person either, if there's a group of guys, they'll ban together to let me know how Ryan Lochte's brain just isn't up to snuff. One guy actually brought up videos on youtube to show me just how ridiculous I am for professing my eye lust for Lochte.

Um.... so? If his brain has whatever those little dips are called between the hip and tummy, then he's a GD GENIUS in my book.

MENSA called. They want their hearts back. You know? Because he stole them. So they let him in. Just... never mind. All my blood is flowing to other parts.

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