Ducky's First Gig - Opening Act For A Mouse.

Hi Duck!

Sorry I didn't talk to you Friday, but I was pretty consumed with Halloween. There was a party at my house and I had to pretty much take the entire day to think about zombies and cobweb placement. You'll understand some day. I promise that when you are born, I won't neglect you for walking corpse jokes or party planning. Swear. I went as Little Red Riding Hood. It was somewhere between the cute version and skanky version. I think it worked.

Your cousin has a blog now too! She recently had her shots. What. A. Wimp. Kidding!! Poor thing had to get poked 3 times. Even I would get pretty frazzled after that. It did result in an amazing angry picture of her though, which is nice. You can use it to torture her in high school when you guys are older.

It's your Dad's birthday!! Pretty sure he's still younger than me though, so that's a bummer. He is still handsome with a great head of hair. Nothing has changed there. He also ignored my call this morning. Nothing has changed there either. Bigtime movie producers can't always be available for Ohio birthday wishes. Be sure to give him some pokes through the belly love today!!

Honestly, other than that. Not that much is going on. You are 26 weeks baked now! Your Mom is having such a blissfully normal pregnancy that it's hard to find hilarious stories for you. Hopefully this will change as she gets fatter and fatter and fatter. You are about 14 inches long now and almost 2 lbs. Your hearing is getting better and you have started to take small breaths to build your little duck lungs up for your first big quack. If you are a boy (which I don't think you are) your little man parts have started to descend. Gross, right? Don't worry, it's normal.

I have to go because I have another whole blog to write about a rodent, but I will see you very soon at Thanksgiving! Soooo excited!!

Eat you up I love you so!
xoxox

PS, There is a rap song by someone named Dorrough out right now. Even though is it pretty offensive and all about money and not unborn child growth, the chorus just repeats the words "Get Big" over and over and I always think of you. Get Big in there!!!