I'm still really sleepy from night time escapades. I'm hungover in love. And add that to my early PMS schedule. I'm grumpy as hell. You're all assholes. Here's a list of things I don't like right now because all I want is sleep. (and more escapades)
1. Puppies. Everyone thinks they're great, but they're fucked and squirmy and their breath smells like their shit. And when someone gets one, that's ALL they can focus on or talk about.
2. The fact that, without actual 100% proof, Malaysia was all "Yep, we saw an image from space of some stuff floating in the ocean and then we did some 'state of the art math' and that plane crashed insanely far from where it was going and everyone on board is dead. Don't ask about it anymore. It's gone. Bye." Does that not seem incredibly negligent? They didn't identify even one piece of the actual plane. You don't think it would be good to obtain proof before telling someone their loved one is dead?
3. Upon learning that wheat is actually not great for your body, all I want in the world is a giant loaf of fresh bread. Also, I just ate the last of my Italian chocolates.
4. Shopping for a vacuum is so fucked. I just want one to appear. Ditto for a coffee table.
5. I'm about to pay higher rent for an apartment in Okemos, MI than I paid for a bigger one in Toluca Lake, CA. That is compounded by the fact that my best friend got evicted from that dream apartment for jumping off the roof into the pool. When he was over 30 years old. With his boss.
6. The coffee at my work seems to make my insides completely liquefy.
7. My shoulders hurt from Pure Barre. I have Pure Barre again at 6pm.
8. My new bed won't be in for weeks. My new TV is also delayed.
9. I can't keep track of all the plans, work projects, social events, charity volunteer commitments or deadlines of my life. Even with 4 different calendars in my office.
10. My cuticles are just ALL fucked up.
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