Wednesday, March 30, 2011

This conversation happened today with yet another pregnant friend. We'll call her Nushen.

Me: You have that kid yet?
Nushen: Nope. I'm 36 weeks.
Me: Dang, I feel like you've been knocked up a for a year.
Nushen: Almost!
Me: Is it going to come out of your vagina?
Nushen: That's the yucky plan.
Me: Fuuuuuck that, dude.
Nushen: Oh well.. We had a good run.

That, unfortunately, was the high point of my day.

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