Reasons I haven't blogged in like.... forevs. Some are true, some are false. You think what you want.

1. Working hard at both jobs.
2. Perpetually masturbating.
3. Reshaping my fingers through hardcore cuticle destruction.
4. Reading Cracked.com and deciding "Why write? I'm never going to be this funny." sigh.
5. Applying for new jobs.
6. Building Lego city and trying really hard to get it right.
7. Sleeping.
8. Studying self-dentistry because I don't want to go to one anymore.
9. Shooting the shit with the evil-eyed janitor.
10. Too busy "Sheening Out".