It All Comes Down To Delivery (Makes Shocker Sign With Hand)

I'm super stoked that TCQ asked me to write and perform YouTube skits with him to become bigger stars than we already are, but when I look back through my notes regarding possible skits....I just look like an absolute crazy bitch. And not the good kind that Buckcherry sings about. Here are some ....snippets exactly as I see them in my phone:

White girls-black baby names. Black dude-white baby names  Ending with Chickenhead. Include Anferny.

Support group for white girls that want to fully understand rap lyrics and not get punched out in the club.

REBUILD DETROIT - One ratchet hoe at a time. Twerkin for growth! (urban gardening)

Things that are racist: Skinny Christmas trees, pumpkins with big teeth, Columbus Day (for real, but make it funny?)

Call it "Now Use It In A Sentence, Bitch!" (but sing-songy. Educational? Add to support group?)

Cleaning out closet of Cross Colour jeans and Charles Barkley Suns jerseys with black boyfriend. Add pagers, guns?? He cleans out Emory and Harvard closet full of plaid. (Tupac Changes plays)

The Bump It: A Timeline (Hair Hill)

White Girl Trickle Down Effect: It's Not Our Fault

Barre When You're Black: A How-To Guide


So......as you can see, My friend TCQ (who is black and also an ear, nose & throat surgeon educated at Harvard and Emory) really enjoy the juxtaposition of white girl/black guy in our humor.  I told him that I already feel pretty internet famous because of my Instagram and Twitter and he whole-heartedly disagreed while stating "Nobody cares how much Fireball you drink at Michigan tailgates or how many fig pizzas you eat or what fall trees in Grosse Pointe look like, they DO care that you are slightly racist and borderline unacceptable in public with your humor. You are basic as hell, yet very self-aware in your basicness." As he has incredible science raps on YouTube already, I'm just going to go ahead and agree with him.

I once read advice that one comedian gave to another: "You're going to come up with a thousand ideas. About ten of those will be funny. You'll be able to actually use one."  or something like that.