People keep inviting me to do these weirdo lists on Facebook, which I keep refusing along with their Candy Crush and Super Slots requests, but I like the lists in USWeekly, so I'm gonna blog one. Because...introspection belongs in lists....
25 things about me.
1. I gave my mother several very serious bouts of false labor. I was stubborn from the get-go.
2. In first grade, I spelled 'milk' like 'miwk' because that's how I said it and I sounded it out. Later that day I got mad at my mother for letting me say it like that at home because "it's WRONG, mom".
3. I was asked by my school if I wanted to skip 3rd and 4th grades. I declined. I was quite smart before I discovered a social life.
4. I am always attracted to the color grey. Grey clothes, shoes, wall color, furniture, eye shadow. I love all different shades of grey. Allllll 50 shades.
5. My favorite poet is Robert Frost. I can never decide if my favorite poem is Fire And Ice or The Road Not Taken. I don't own ONE Robert Frost poetry book and that pains me.
6. I can not hear the song Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon without wanting to get totally wild. And the bridge of Locked Out Of Heaven by Bruno Mars where he sings "ohohohoh yeahyeahyeah can I just stay here, spend the rest of my days here" gets turned up to ear-shattering levels in my car. It makes me throw my head back.
7. I am completely obsessed with Pudge the Cat. Like...obsessed. We tweet at each other.
8. I used to have to take breaks during thigh/quad work in Pure Barre and I was perfection at booty work. Now it's the opposite. I get through thighs/quads pretty easily and my booty is challenging me!
9. Angel by Thierry Mugler and La Vie Est Belle by Lancôme are my longest running perfumes to date. Still love them both every time I put them on.
10. Starbucks is like a drug to me. Chai lattes in particular.
11. How Long Will I Love You by Ellie Goulding and Turning Page by Sleeping At Last are my current favorite love songs.
12. I used to dislike walnuts and now I can't stop eating them. Sometimes I stand around and drip honey on them first. It's so weird.
13. It's been a year since I got my iphone and I can still barely work it. I feel the most difficult part is actually making a phone call.
14. Pictures of bunnies and/or babies make me insanely happy. Like, happy tears happy. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/this-touching-video-of-a-premature-babys-first-year-will-mak and this is the most touching video I have ever seen. Ever.
15. I have seen the sun set over the Caribbean, sun rise over the Grand Canyon, been in a rain storm IN a rain forest in Hawaii, participated in Hands Across America, walked through a New Orleans cemetery at night, held 2 baby chimps, etc etc. I've had a cool life and I smile about it every day.
16. A boy once kissed me under a street lamp in a snow storm at midnight. I wasn't even dating him, he was a friend who just stole it and said "I have always wondered what that would be like since I met you" and it was, to this day, the most romantic kiss I have ever had.
17. I hate peas. HATE.
18. I love pizza. Like, can't resist pizza no matter how hard I try.
19. Writing, drinking (coffee or vodka) and listening to music (all at the same time, preferably) are my favorite things to do besides sex and snuggling.
20. I ask salons to dye my hair brown all the time and they refuse because "this color can never be replicated again, lady!"
21. I can shoot an arrow both left and right handed.
22. I'm positive I have seen an alien. I went into shock afterward.
23. I love road trips. Or trips of any kind. I'd travel and write full time if I had the balls to just give things up and do it.
24. I try to quit swear words all the time. It never fucking works.
25. I get really teary eyed and weird when I realize the best days of my life are still ahead of me because I'm not married and not a mom yet. <3 p="">
PS, while I was writing this, Locked Out Of Heaven came on and you can bet that sweet ass I cranked it up in my office.
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