Can we PLEASE talk about Britney being back in actch??!!
I mean. I almost can't deal. I need to make a list to organize my thoughts.
1. Her song sounds fresh with techno-newness, but it's still "so Britney" as well.
2. She's totally back into the phase where she wears statement t's, sweats and the high blond ponytail everywhere she goes just in case there's an impromptu dance rehearsal.
3. Now on to the video....can we just? I mean.
4. There's totes a twinkle in her eye during the dance routine parts. You can tell she missed organized dancing with other simple bitches behind her SO MUCH.
5. Her bod looks super legit for someone with two kids that once survived on only Cheetos and Frappuccinos. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
6. When she's between the two white walls and she sinks her booty down and does the really fast "turning my head to the side to look away from you" thing. So Brit.
7. When she's kneeling down in the shark pool with the pink dress on and she arches her back and tilts her head off to the side while singing "keep it movin higher" and also conveying that she gets you think she's sexy, but she needs to sing right now. So. Fucking. Brit.
8. When she gives the sexy death stare right into the camera, leaving you wondering how you can pledge your soul to her for safe keeping and naughty time as well. SO FUCKING BRITNEY, YOU GUYS!
9. It seems like forever ago when I had to write her an open letter begging her to get her shit together and now there are memes about how "If Britney could survive 2007, I can get through Thursday", you know what I mean? It's not just a comeback, it's a super-crazy sexy "I never left, whores" all up in your face.
10. I can't WAIT until MTV starts whipping up Britney specials for us to watch the glory of rehearsals and prep for her Vegas show.
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