Thursday, August 29, 2013

Today, I Change The World. Tomorrow....I Watch Reruns Of The Hills

There are certain days when my heart/soul/brain combo is INTENSELY sensitive to everyone and everything. All words said to me evoke feelings I didn't know I had. Any article even remotely poignant sparks an interest in me to start a global revolution. Songs I have heard hundreds of times suddenly seem like brand new symphonies played by Mozart's ghost who has risen up just for this day. I decide to go back to college. I decide to marry an ex-boyfriend. I decide to adopt 3 kids from Indiana. I promise myself I'll drink more water and never procrastinate again. I swear I'll go to a Beyoncé concert next time she tours. Shit you not, I think I look like George Washington crossing the Delaware in that famous painting every time this happens. I am a juggernaut rocket ship of relevancy that absolutely can not be stopped.

I love these days. Because on other days, I eat an entire jar of salsa and watch Real Housewives of the OC.

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