It's been a real week!
I don't even make time for this blog and I just started a new one for the magazine. It's time to get real and begin making my love of writing and all things creative and my love of gainful employment start sleeping in the same bed together. Right now, they have a sort of bunk bed situation going on and that's just not good enough. I'm thinking of sticking them in a nice queen size... maybe I'll toss them a few beers first... light a sultry-scented candle. Before you know it, their feet will touch, then perhaps their hands. Someone dares the other to spoon them and that's all she wrote! Well, figuratively. Literally, it should be the beginning of some writing, but now we're just splitting hairs.
One day, I hope they make a sexy decision, get it on, and the baby they produce is a paycheck for doing something I really enjoy and feel good about at the same time. But not too good, I'd like there to be an element of naughtiness. Like I'm slowly, nonchalantly walking away with a baby's candy or something, you know?
That baby has already had too much sugar anyway. Plus, I haven't had lunch.
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