1. I went to the bar on a week night after 8pm. And I may make it 2 in a row. I don't want to call it a res-erection (see what I did there?) or anything, but I'm feeling it. One can only act their age for so long.
2. Speaking of my age, a man slightly over my age introduced himself to me and then asked my friends about me after I bounced from the bar. This has never happened in Ohio. Ever. Not anyone within 5 years of my age ever hits on me. I mean, he's 40 so borderline elderly and about to die in my eyes, (or he probably thinks I'm 25) so nothing may come of it, but its still a milestone. And he's a doctor. Not even "in sales" as all 40 year olds in Ohio are.
3. I successfully opened a bottle of wine, all by myself, without the cork getting broken in half or shredded into approximately 67 pieces. No wonder that old man thinks I'm hot, I finally became a real woman!
4. I found my checkbook. hahahah checks! Who even uses those anymore?? I also found my 2 little Kermits and almost cried. They have been "missing" in my closet for a long time. I love those little green bastards and now they sit in my room next to my perfume and say good day to me.
5. Today I saw Burger Lady not only bring snacks and a normal lunch of sandwich, pudding and chips instead of utilizing her premium membership at Arby's, but this food included AN APPLE. I wonder if handling a raw piece of fruit made her feel like she was bonding with nature in the most intimate way. Now, she may have just stolen a 5th grader's lunch, but hopefully not. Hopefully she's turning a new corner. Before you know it, she and I will be swapping quinoa recipes on Pinterest!
Or she'll just keep on hating me. But, you never know!
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