So, you know, flip flop whatever. I've still just been strolling the mean streets of Ohio. Being a bad ass, taking less than zero shit. Oh wait... no, I'm still working at the most terrible job on the planet and a 22 year old waitress guilted me into possibly going out past 11 tomorrow to see a shitty band 9 miles away because it's her last week in this town. But, other than that, I've been a regular Optimus Prime.
I don't really have anything noteworthy to write about (praise Jeebus and Tebow), I just figure this is a good time to get re-acquainted. Shall we?
Stuff I been eatin': All healthy. Cottage cheese, shit tons of salad, ass loads of veggies, salmon, yogurt, naners, maters, almonds & pecans (when I can afford them), then I go home for Christmas, and now all that stuff, plus fist-fulls of chex mix and seemingly endless boxes of Russell Stover chocolates.
Stuff I been wearin': All my fluffy scarves, my rebel with a cause fake leather when it's above 35 degrees, lots of belts (on account of all the salads) and short or mid-calf boots. I been feelin' them, ya'll (I've also been talking like a rapper and/or hillbilly whenever possible). They some how A) make my legs look longer and B) make me look like I care about trends. But truthfully, I just got tired of not being able to jam skinny jeans in knee-high boots. It's a burden when you have lust-inducing shapely calves like myself.
Stuff I been readin': That Dragon Tattoo Girl series (you know). Don't read this book or see this movie if you're not into learning how fucked up and pervy people (and writers) can truly be. I never thought I would miss the powdery innocence of the True Blood books. Yeesh.
Stuff I been watchin': Revenge, Hart of Dixie (Tebow forgive me), Pretty Little Liars, The League, Always Sunny, Vampire Diaries, Toddlers & Tiaras, Secret Circle, Real Housewives of Atlanta... you know, all the really hard-hitting, political stuff.
Stuff I been hearin': I'm in a crazy U2 phase, Drake, Rihanna, Coldplay, Grouplove, David Guetta, White Panda, Broken Bells, Miranda Lambert, Florence + The Machine, and I can't help but wish that little skank Selena Gomez stays on re p p p p peat sometimes. I'm really liking it all. I have even recently learned to play like 6 whole notes on an electric guitar so WATCH OUT, SLASH.
That pretty much sums it up for now. But tonight I joined Pinterest so stay tuned. I've been informed by my 21 year old niece "It will change your fucking LIFE". And since she and I were wearing the same glittery nail polish when she said that, I know it's true.
It's a new year! The YEAR OF MIS. (My horoscope yearly overview said so, dudes)
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