And You Know What Else?

I got completely shitbuckled last night, drove my friend home, then drove myself home, using only one eye. Then I placed a bunch of calls I barely remember, sent a bunch of texts I definitely don't remember (2 of which were to parents of my close friends), didn't drink any water, went into work today, drank a Coke and a gallon of water, failed at it hard, left at 11am, ate chili cheese fries, slept on and off all day. And when I wasn't sleeping, I watched some porn, paid my car payment, emailed with a prospective employer in Minneapolis confirming a meeting, and watched Top Gun.

BECAUSE I'M AWESOME AT LIFE!!!