I Hope He Loses His Fantasy Match Ups Today Even Though He's Currently Ahead By 30 pts.

Adam H. Newman knew I was bound to Ohio this weekend for a friend's birthday when I was originally planning to run away to Michigan like I have done so often lately. Then he texted me some cryptic, tricky shit on Saturday that lead me to check my facebook and see him tag himself at a bar 2 blocks away from me. Pretty much the best surprise ever. Until that tag came in the 2 friends I was with at the time kept saying "dooon't get excited, he may not be there, he may just be trying to make you smile". But he was there all right! He had been planning it since Thursday. And he brought me my bridesmaid dress from his mother's house.

Then we went to the birthday dinner, and when the service was TERRIBLE at the very expensive restaurant where we were dining, enough to heavily disappoint the birthday girl, he dumped what was left of his red wine all up and down the tablecloth while making a fart noise. Because nobody puts baby in a corner when she says her caesar salad tastes a little to anchovy-y. He also paid for my swordfish and let me punch him in the shoulder about 50 times during the night.

Then he decided to stay on Sunday night as well as my house, after a week of being full, is finally empty besides me. We had a good day of football, eating, shopping, more football, more eating, wine, ice cream and now LOTR Return of the King. He was being such a super Pal allllll weekend that I decided to look at a song he had suggested I check out. It's called Nicest Thing by Kate Nash.

THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!