Dear Tom Brady,
You have been a constant in my "Top 5 People To Do IT To" list now for a few consecutive years. Those eyes, that jaw, those shoulders, that laser rocket arm. There are many reasons to love you.
I stuck by you. Even though you went to Michigan. Through that horrible season ender to the Colts in 2006. Through you blowing a perfect season, to the Giants of all teams, in 2007. Through your foot, finger and rib injuries. Through you dumping your pregnant girlfriend for Gisele. Through you wearing all white sneakers on the reg. All of it.
I am now putting my little foot down, Tom. You look like a 2 year old baby girl. You are not Viggo Mortensen. You are not in a crappy garage band. You are not a beefy member of the new Brady Bunch. CUT THAT FUCKING HAIR.
Love Always (maybe),
Me.
PS, if you grow a goatee, we really are over for good.
<----this is bullshit.
hahahahahahha. I've never liked him. Glad you came to your senses.
ReplyDeleteI still like him. I mean, I love him. I just want him to get to a barber. And not of the Tiki variety.
ReplyDeleteHe's a halfassed toolbag...NOT a Tom Brady fan...he's is a whiner even if he can play football and a boy I knew really ruined it when he shouted at the superbowl party table i was sitting at "Tom Brady ate Tara Rieds ass..." can you imagine the stunned silence in teh middle of this party...I don't know if it was the actaul statement or that Tom did this...aside from the fact I HATE the boy that said it so it sealled teh deal for me...especially cause I LOVE BRETT FAVRE...at least he has a good haircut
ReplyDeleteI get your negative feelings but... those eyes... swoonsville!
ReplyDeletei am a huge fan of bridget's and therefore not a huge tom lover....however giselle is also smokin so the dude can bag a hot chick, i'll give him that alllll day long!
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